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alexpnz said:
I just got home from the beach, went in my bathroom to take a piss and started having a bad cough attack from my allergies while in the act of actually pissing and pissed all over my bathroom walls! :facepalm:
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No worries, man, shit happens ... I mean ... uh ... well ... you know what I mean!! :1orglaugh
 
RichardNailder

RichardNailder

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alexpnz said:
I just got home from the beach, went in my bathroom to take a piss and started having a bad cough attack from my allergies while in the act of actually pissing and pissed all over my bathroom walls! :facepalm:
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Bad - but not quiet as bad as having explosive diarrhea during a porn shoot (don't ask). :surprise:
 
Legzman

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what the fuck you lookin at?
papagmp said:
Bad - but not quiet as bad as having explosive diarrhea during a porn shoot (don't ask). :surprise:
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Ah yes, the old scat films...
 
alexpnz

alexpnz

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papagmp said:
BGG scene - the girls were 69 and I was doing the top one doggie. The bottom one was licking my balls....... :eek:
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Let one rip during a blowjob and hold her head down there and then we'll talk....Groundbreaking porn, I'd say! :clap:
 
alexpnz

alexpnz

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I farted in a Ziploc bag and closed it immediately....I'm saving it for a special ocasion (like an elevator!) :D
 
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cindy CD/TV

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BEST THREAD EVER .... just spent the last 5 minutes LMAO so hard I was crying and couldn't breath. I give this thread TWO giant, butt-finger blasting :thumbsup::thumbsup:

BTW, alexpnz, if I ever see you waiting for an elevator, I'm taking the fucking stairs :D:rofl2:
 
L3ggy

L3ggy

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You'd be smart to do so.
 
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